Highly Intelligent Trump Trolling

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Apr 05, 2026 at 2:03 PM

While Iran is threatened by an unhinged Donald Trump (in a profane tweet of April 5, see above, exclaiming even Alhamdulillah, and impudent press conference yesterday) to be annihilated, brave Iranians continue to troll him with short clips of Lego bricks and catchy hip hop.

I have to admit, I admire them.

Iranians, in their two-and-half-thousand years’ history have been conquered by Alexander of Macedon (who, together with his thugs, burnt Persepolis), by the Parthians, the Arabs, the Seljuks, the Mongols and Timur.

Persians are all too well known for the Persianization of their respective conquerors. Mongolian Ilkhans soon converted even to Islam while ruling the area.

Trump will “chicken out” once more, I guess.

7 April 2026 @ 10:55 UTC+2.

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While Donald Trump Still Hears Voices

Iran’s National Security & Foreign Affairs Committee of the Majlis has apparently approved “the legislation tasking the government of the Islamic Republic with implementing a new legal regime on the Strait of Hormuz which will have security, environmental and financial aspects.”

It is a remarkable set of new rules solving the problems the US-Israeli war on Iran have created as regards the Strait of Hormuz. Iranian freelance journalist in Tehran, Fereshteh Sadeghi, posts on X,

Per approved legislation,

  • Iran will impose tolls on vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz (it will be in national currency, Rial)
  • America & Zionist regimes will be banned from passing through the Strait
  • Iran armed forces will guarantee safe passage for vessels
  • Countries that imposed unilateral sanctions on Iran will be barred from passing through the Strait of Hormuz
  • Iran will invite and ask Oman to be part of this new legal regime

Sadeghi adds,

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Starting a War is Easy – Ending One is Not

President Trump has apparently finished negotiations with Iran’s new regime. Tired of one month of decapitation strike, blowing up infrastructure, talking (directly and indirectly) with his whiny counterparts in Iran who were begging for a deal, he now has to move on. Cuba will be the next destination.

In two Truth Social posts this afternoon, he berates the ungrateful brats among his allies (no longer!),

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The Ayatollas’ Democracy Revisited

I have recently posted my review of Hooman Majd’s new book, Minister Without Portfolio, here on my blog.

I had read the book with rather mixed feelings. On the one hand there was some admiration for a person with a successful career in the music industry and as journalist, author and writer, living involuntarily in exile (in the United States and the United Kingdom) and who had hardly ever spent any significant amount of time in his actual home country. On the other, a certain relief that it clearly showed the impossibility of actually getting along with this special case of an Islamic Democracy when socialized in the West.

No, Iran has become an impossible place to live in, at least after the stolen election in 2009, the year when I myself visited it the last time, months before the election.

In January, when I actually read Minister Without Portfolio, again, hundreds of thousands of Iranians took to the streets of Tehran and other big cities. This time, on 8th and 9th of January, the internet was closed down when probably tens of thousands (maybe 30,000 or even more) were killed by thugs of the regime, or executed.

There were hardly any reporters from the West in the country. The massacres took place without any witnesses. I have heard an Iranian exile this morning in a talkshow on TV stressing the point that such a massacre on just two days can only be compared with that in the Ukraine in September 1941 in Babyn Yar in the Ukraine. A horrendous misrepresentation.

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Is That the Gift Iran Presented to Trump?

Few ships have passed the Strait of Hormuz in recent days. They used a waterway between Qeshm and Larak islands, probably closely monitored by Iranian forces. Ships moved out of the Persian Gulf, not in. It was reported that Iran charged up to $2M transit fee for free passage.

The majority of dots in the above short clip are ships which got stuck in the Gulf. It will take considerable time to get them out.

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